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I smell shit

..And I don’t know where it’s coming froooom. & noo, it’s not me. :| LOLL Soogie might’ve pooped again, haha.  I havent seen my cute dogs since yesturday afternoon cause of my misfortune.

Going to the docs later at 2, ha. It’s not that bad, i hope.

You know you’re filipino when..

marycastro:

ladyams:

drizando:

jellybombz:

kathh-v:

• You answer to “Pssst!!”
• You point with your lips.
• You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like Ling-Ling, Bong-Bong, or Che-Che.
• You have uncles and aunts named Boy, Girlie or Baby.
• In your dining room there’s a picture of “Last Supper”
• The furniture in your house is wrapped in plastic or covered in blankets.
• You use shopping bags as garbage bags.
• You have a piano no one plays.
• You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
• You own a barrel man from Baguio.
• You can’t resist buying items on sale even if you don’t need them.
• You eat with your hands.
• You know a meal isn’t a meal unless there’s rice.
• There’s Spam, Vienna sausage and corned beef in your pantry.
• You eat or have eaten fried spam and eggs with rice for breakfast.
• Your relatives sing karaoke when they come over.
• A party isn’t a party unless there’s line dancing 
• You don’t get grossed out by balut.
• Your mom puts sugar and hot dogs in her spaghetti.
• Your Lola taught you to gargle with warm salt and ginger water when you have a sore throat.
• You always take your shoes off when you enter a house.
• You know what the “chocolate sauce” in dinuguan is actually made of
• You “open” and “close” the lights.
• Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
• You say “prijider” instead of refrigerator
• You have relatives who are in the army or nursing
• You leave a party with more food than you came with.
• You’re seen with a boy who’s not Filipino and he’s automatically your boyfriend and everyone knows about it
• You have Chinese furniture and walls screens in your house
• Your mom or dad came from a family with at least 10 children
• Your parents over exaggerate the time (ex:” hoy gising na ! its almost 12 o clock,” when it is really 11:15am)
• Your mom tells you to wear your “tsinelas” when you go outside.
• You ask your mom what your “ulam” is when shes cooking.
• Your mom likes oriental furniture.
• You can understand either: tagalog, illocana, kapangpangan or cebuano
• You always have sardines in your pantry.
• You know the “Otso-otso”.
• If you’re not the youngest in the family, you look like your mom.
• You like Kare-Kare.
• Church is a must on Sundays.
• The first thing you offer your guests is food.
• You like the “Black Eyed Peas” because one of the guys is Filipino.
• Taho is Deeeelish!
• You believe its bad to waste food.
• Your mom tells you that its bad luck to sleep with your hair wet.
• You own a “walis ting ting”.
• You like ALL of the following: Sinigang, Nilaga, Tilapia, Dinuguan, Pansit, and Lumpia.
• Mango is a dessert.
• You get excited when you see a Filipino on an American channel.
• You or your parents have a santo nino on the mante and a big wooden rosary hanging on the wall somewhere in the house
• When you know that “dat white one” means a CLEAR object and NOT white at all!

 Bolded are true for me. LOLL

Dont mess with the crippled

My left foot hurts like hell right now, and I don’t think i`ma be able to dance tomorrow. I feel sick too. I feel like throwing up & im all woozyyy haha. I can walk but im limping. I have to keep it elevated.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DOOOO..

Ohye, Flo-rida’s new MV, Jump annoys me.. it’s on mtv right now. The animated Nelly Furtado, wtf.